Post by Teh Blazer on Jun 13, 2009 16:46:23 GMT -8
This is the do not read thread. I basically put a whole bunch of sentences telling you to stop reading. Once you stop reading, tell me where you stopped. You have to start to stop (Wise Confuscious saying). Let's begin!
Hello. Why are you reading this? No, I'm absolutely serious. Don't waste your time reading this random stuff and instead live life to the fullest. ........ . You're not stopping. Why do you persist on reading such garbage? It really makes me sad to see one such as yourself waste your life away on this. The only possible explanation for this is that you were forced to read this. That was it, wasn't it! Who is the mad man whom forced you to read this until your brain melts off? Let me attem! Bring it on, put your ducks up! Ya wanna pop in the chops? Ya want a mouth full of fist, or a butt full of foot? Live life to the fullest, reminds me of Spongebob. Larry the lobster told Spongebob and Patrick to live life to the fullest, so they do stupid stuff as they realize life isn't forever. Patrick tips over motorcycle gangs' motorcycles and Spongebob gets shot on a huge arrow into pointy things. ............... . You're not bored yet. Speaking of bored, I remember school. Why do people make such a thing up in the first place? To rob children out of their childhood with meaningless work that they won't use in the future? You know, this reminds me of another thing. Should I tell you? Nah, I don't think so. Why should I waste my time wasting your time. It makes no sense. Unless... you knew I was wasting your time and wasting my time so you planned to waste my time wasting your time and then wasting the time of the writer's grandmother. Grandmother? When did that come in? I'll tell you anyways. The story is about a boy and a girl. In a room. Alone. Without any parents in the house. And no supervision. Doing whatever they wanted. Do you know what they did? I can tell the image in your mind right now (they are making sock puppets). You're wrong! They were actually turning it on. Turning what on? you may ask. The television, what else? They saw a scary horror movie (the boy wet his pants, more than once) and couldn't sleep. For greater protection, they slept in the same bed. Now comes the interesting part. While in the same bed, the girl dreams about the horror movie. She sees the monster and while sleeping, picks up a knife. She stabs the monster in the dream and in actuality, she is narrowly missing stabbing the boy. In the morning, she finds a whole bunch of blood in the bed, and the boy would not wake up. She comes to the conclusion that.......... she got a nose bleed and the boy isn't a morning person. A surprising twist of events, is it not? The story is done. You should really leave now. You know what, I type fast. I type around a bazillion words in a minute, no kidding. I bet you are skipping the words until the end. Well guess what, it won't work. Somewhere there is a secret password. If you tell me the password, you shall get a wonderful reward. However, you will face many horrors along the way. You will have to read through boring romances such as Romeo and Juliet, fight evil word monsters, and learn about the evilest thing on the world, EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION. The horror! I also forgot to mention that there will be advertisements like Bounty and Charmin Ultra (less is more!). Sadly, this is only the beggining. I haven't even started to show you the true pain of random words! Muhahahaha! It truly starts............ now! You will stop reading now! Don't make me come out of that screen and make you stop! Looks like you continue to persist. I will have to use my ultimate technique to make you stop reading. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Well, maybe drowsy. Anyways, your eyelids are getting very heavy. Your body feels like jello. Mmmmmmm..... jello. Your head wants to make contact with a pillow. You will close your eyes when I say flankshenstein! Flankinstein! You're not sleeping! What?! I spelled it wormg! Proposterous! The only logical explanation is that you don't have eyelids! You know, I saw a great series just a while ago. it was called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (no kidding). I found it on YouTube and watched it. It pwns! You know, this is starting to become a blog. While I am randomly telling my life away, I might as well tell you something else. WHat kind of music do you like? I, personally don't like American music (even though I am American!). I like Japanese music (sort of pop-ish) and a very little Sweedish (Numa Numa pwns, and Caramel Dansen). You might as well call me a blogger, because I am telling you my life, in blog like form. I bet you want to see the password now, don't you. The password is corndog. Psyche! I hid the password somewhere in all of this random mess. Can you find it? I bet not. In fact, I bet my most valuable possession I have, my yellow gold, shiny, brand spanking new, lead injected............ pencil! Woohoo for you! The dog likes to moo at night! Corn dogs are very cool! Basically you are vbery skillful to make it this far! Like this, you smell nice (creepy!). I can't bellieve you made it this far. Time for another story, a sad one. There was once a child, boy. This child loved to read, a liuttle too much. One day, this child read a thread that was titled DO NOT READ (look at this title). Guess what? The child died the very next day. Of heart disease. Although a tragic death, nobody seemed to care because the child stuck his nose in reading other people's THREADS! I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this. Don't get fat, you'll die of heart disease like the poor boy. Did you likee the story? I liked it a lot. You know who the child was? No? I'll tell you after you answer this important question. What's your name? That's the answer. Congratulations, I think. Why do you continue to read on? Do you enjoy reading my random slur? Did I forget to mention reading too much makes your brain melt? No? Then you should know, excessive reading in the random fundamental area of your brain will cause it to infest it's own true data and cause it to melt in a deteriorating way. Without knowledge, you'd be dead, literally. If you have read this far and every. single. word. you should have no brain by now. Gasp! You continue to read! There is only on logical explanation for this! You haave no brain! You are a zombie! A zombie controlled by a mad man who I thought I kicked his/her butt in sentence 14!
All done, for now. Come back later for more! Reading worm.....
Hello. Why are you reading this? No, I'm absolutely serious. Don't waste your time reading this random stuff and instead live life to the fullest. ........ . You're not stopping. Why do you persist on reading such garbage? It really makes me sad to see one such as yourself waste your life away on this. The only possible explanation for this is that you were forced to read this. That was it, wasn't it! Who is the mad man whom forced you to read this until your brain melts off? Let me attem! Bring it on, put your ducks up! Ya wanna pop in the chops? Ya want a mouth full of fist, or a butt full of foot? Live life to the fullest, reminds me of Spongebob. Larry the lobster told Spongebob and Patrick to live life to the fullest, so they do stupid stuff as they realize life isn't forever. Patrick tips over motorcycle gangs' motorcycles and Spongebob gets shot on a huge arrow into pointy things. ............... . You're not bored yet. Speaking of bored, I remember school. Why do people make such a thing up in the first place? To rob children out of their childhood with meaningless work that they won't use in the future? You know, this reminds me of another thing. Should I tell you? Nah, I don't think so. Why should I waste my time wasting your time. It makes no sense. Unless... you knew I was wasting your time and wasting my time so you planned to waste my time wasting your time and then wasting the time of the writer's grandmother. Grandmother? When did that come in? I'll tell you anyways. The story is about a boy and a girl. In a room. Alone. Without any parents in the house. And no supervision. Doing whatever they wanted. Do you know what they did? I can tell the image in your mind right now (they are making sock puppets). You're wrong! They were actually turning it on. Turning what on? you may ask. The television, what else? They saw a scary horror movie (the boy wet his pants, more than once) and couldn't sleep. For greater protection, they slept in the same bed. Now comes the interesting part. While in the same bed, the girl dreams about the horror movie. She sees the monster and while sleeping, picks up a knife. She stabs the monster in the dream and in actuality, she is narrowly missing stabbing the boy. In the morning, she finds a whole bunch of blood in the bed, and the boy would not wake up. She comes to the conclusion that.......... she got a nose bleed and the boy isn't a morning person. A surprising twist of events, is it not? The story is done. You should really leave now. You know what, I type fast. I type around a bazillion words in a minute, no kidding. I bet you are skipping the words until the end. Well guess what, it won't work. Somewhere there is a secret password. If you tell me the password, you shall get a wonderful reward. However, you will face many horrors along the way. You will have to read through boring romances such as Romeo and Juliet, fight evil word monsters, and learn about the evilest thing on the world, EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION. The horror! I also forgot to mention that there will be advertisements like Bounty and Charmin Ultra (less is more!). Sadly, this is only the beggining. I haven't even started to show you the true pain of random words! Muhahahaha! It truly starts............ now! You will stop reading now! Don't make me come out of that screen and make you stop! Looks like you continue to persist. I will have to use my ultimate technique to make you stop reading. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy. Well, maybe drowsy. Anyways, your eyelids are getting very heavy. Your body feels like jello. Mmmmmmm..... jello. Your head wants to make contact with a pillow. You will close your eyes when I say flankshenstein! Flankinstein! You're not sleeping! What?! I spelled it wormg! Proposterous! The only logical explanation is that you don't have eyelids! You know, I saw a great series just a while ago. it was called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (no kidding). I found it on YouTube and watched it. It pwns! You know, this is starting to become a blog. While I am randomly telling my life away, I might as well tell you something else. WHat kind of music do you like? I, personally don't like American music (even though I am American!). I like Japanese music (sort of pop-ish) and a very little Sweedish (Numa Numa pwns, and Caramel Dansen). You might as well call me a blogger, because I am telling you my life, in blog like form. I bet you want to see the password now, don't you. The password is corndog. Psyche! I hid the password somewhere in all of this random mess. Can you find it? I bet not. In fact, I bet my most valuable possession I have, my yellow gold, shiny, brand spanking new, lead injected............ pencil! Woohoo for you! The dog likes to moo at night! Corn dogs are very cool! Basically you are vbery skillful to make it this far! Like this, you smell nice (creepy!). I can't bellieve you made it this far. Time for another story, a sad one. There was once a child, boy. This child loved to read, a liuttle too much. One day, this child read a thread that was titled DO NOT READ (look at this title). Guess what? The child died the very next day. Of heart disease. Although a tragic death, nobody seemed to care because the child stuck his nose in reading other people's THREADS! I hope you learned a valuable lesson from this. Don't get fat, you'll die of heart disease like the poor boy. Did you likee the story? I liked it a lot. You know who the child was? No? I'll tell you after you answer this important question. What's your name? That's the answer. Congratulations, I think. Why do you continue to read on? Do you enjoy reading my random slur? Did I forget to mention reading too much makes your brain melt? No? Then you should know, excessive reading in the random fundamental area of your brain will cause it to infest it's own true data and cause it to melt in a deteriorating way. Without knowledge, you'd be dead, literally. If you have read this far and every. single. word. you should have no brain by now. Gasp! You continue to read! There is only on logical explanation for this! You haave no brain! You are a zombie! A zombie controlled by a mad man who I thought I kicked his/her butt in sentence 14!
All done, for now. Come back later for more! Reading worm.....